Thursday 24 September 2015

GALAXY TOUR ADVENTURES - "The Grand Residency" - 71













The Blonde Plutoz lunched in style at the Grand, compliments of the management.
   Whether the management, at the moment consisting of the secretary robot and a few confused department heads, really felt bad for the girls' sake was not a matter of concern anymore. The rockers had decided to stay.
   A classy lunch and the promise of money tomorrow was acceptable, but the clincher was the sense of satisfaction from knowing they helped a family of aliens - secondary staff, as the bot had put it - to stay in their jobs. The town was tough, conditions tight and the spinning money wheel that was the life of Toss Vague-Ass spun unevenly for all but a few.
   "Well, that wasn't bad," said Zana as she wiped her mouth with the cloth napkin and reached for a toothpick. "I almost feel like a star of some kind."
   "You are a star of some kind," Rivqua said, scraping up the last of an exquisite dessert with an unpronouncable name. By a naturally occuring chemical reaction the stuff actually lit up when you ate it and made the inside of your mouth glow blue for several seconds.
   "Time to get busy I guess."
   "Not quite yet," Rivqua said, looking around for a waiter. She fancied another round of the luminescent delight. She smiled big across the table and Zana shook her head at the sight.
   A small rehearsal followed the delayed star treatment. They wanted to fine-tune some weak spots in the show. A couple of less than perfect changes between numbers and a costume issue that just had to be ironed out, literally. None that the audience noticed but still bugged the artists. As they do, such details.
   The Grand Galactica ballroom was packed out that night. Apparently the rumours of wobblies going on with the Blonde Plutoz engagement hadn't gone far. Or if they had, people wanted to find out why and perhaps this was the last chance.
   It was a clear warm night and everyone seemed in the mood to be entertained by a colourful show and great tunes. A group of high-power Toss Vague-Ass luminaries sat around a large table near the stage and made a whole lot of noise, even before the curtains parted. When the house lights dimmed they got louder still.
   The music kicked off and the curtains got moving. Metro's rolling beat had people on their feet by the second bar. A world of pulsating brightness unfolded. Circling beams cut through the haze and lasers danced, spraying patterns all over the ballroom. On the riser Rivqua gave her sister's hand a quick squeeze as if to say, 'I'm glad we stayed, here we go!' And out of the floor two larger-than-life figures rose into the mayhem. The VIPs roared along with most everybody else.
   About halfway in to the first verse, Zana thought she noticed someone familiar at the big table up front. It almost threw her off. She couldn't be sure, the lights blazed in her eyes, but she nodded to Rivqua to look. Rivqua shielded her eyes and squinted, making it part of a dance move. And was almost thrown off the first chorus.
   There he was. But it couldn't be! It was impossible! Yet... it had to be.

Monday 14 September 2015

GALAXY TOUR ADVENTURES - "The Grand Residency" - 70













Zana put the girl down and she bounced right into her mother's arms.
   "They're staying! They're staying!" she shouted happily. Her mother hugged her little one tight and gave Zana and Rivqua the most grateful look and bowed her head. Flippine's kid brother gazed in bewilderment at the sudden commotion, and for his contribution held out his toy spaceship for Zana to appreciate.
   Mister Wizzbipp shook the rock stars' hands and poured out his thanks with a promise that he and the stage crew would tweak tonight's show to even greater perfection, just wait and see.
   Rivqua assured him, "You guys are doing great. Any tweaking that needs done, it'll be us."
   Waving and dipping their heads the family of purple aliens retreated back into the elevator and were gone.
   "Well," said Zana, turning to the secretary robot with a business-like smile. "Guess you'd better get busy unlocking our money and we'll go down and have us a little rehearsal, okay?"
   "I assure you your advance funds will be available by lunchtime tomorrow."
   "Just out of curiosity, who takes over the running of the place now?" Rivqua asked.
   The robot was silent for a moment, as if thinking about this.
   "The board will come with suggestions I expect. Mister Bing held the majority stake so they can do nothing more than put forward names. That stake will fall into the hands of the Toss Vague-Ass city council temporarily. The government is not allowed to have commercial enterprises so they will oversee a bidding and in conjunction with the board select a suitable new majority shareholder who in turn may or may not run the hotel. Presumably it will be one of the other hotel owners. Not necessarily though. There is also the monopolies rule for the council to consider."
   "A regular soap opera coming up then," said Zana.
   Rivqua turned to the detective inspector. "I haven't seen anything in the papers, come to think of it. Surely the Grand Galactica manager's murder would be front page news? Why the lid?"
   "They're on to it alright. They just want specifics and absolute confirmation. There are so many fake deaths these days it's embarrassing for the papers when they get it wrong."
   "What? Why would high-fliers fake their death?"
   "To get away from debts, threats, impossible partners. Like I always say, welcome to Toss Vague-Ass! I said that, right? Have I not said that?"
   "You have," said the secretary bot.
   "Does ring a bell," said Zana.

Tuesday 1 September 2015

"Smile for the troops, Zana!"

Behind the scenes retro glam snap during music video shoot for song Martian Man. A regular B-movie sci-fi romp that'll bring tears to your eyes.